My mornings might be forever filled with the sounds of babies making clicking and farting noises from the mouths, and the smell of soiled diapers.
2.8.09 -archive-
Ahh, my little boy is all growed up. He’s discovered himself.
As a father, I’m not quite sure how to react to Coltrane finding himself. It’s hard to know if you should be embracing your 10.5 month son’s discovery as he explores something attached to his body through various ways in the bath tub. I’m not really sure what the first thing that happened to Columbus when he discovered the New world, but I’m quite confident his mother didn’t throw a washcloth over the America’s in hopes that his fascination would go away. After all, he’s found the part of his body that very well could be the cause of great consternation for the rest of life. From bike riding accidents to viagra and everything in between, his member will, for better or for worse, be hanging around, vexing him at every turn. (one should note that Columbus is often credited with bringing syphilis to Europe, but let’s not make too many correlations between self discovery maladies Columbus might be somewhat responsible for...) (continue reading)
